little visible delight

“My love for Linton is like the foliage in the woods. Time will change it, I’m well aware, as winter changes the trees – my love for Heathcliff resembles the eternal rocks beneath – a source of little visible delight, but necessary.”

my mother always asks me why i even allowed myself to fall for a pakistani muslim man. what was i thinking, she asks me, why did i even open this door?

what was i going to do, not date someone because of their race or religion? i was never raised that way–i don’t mean that i wasn’t raised to be racist, i definitely wasn’t, but you don’t have to be racist to prefer to date or marry inside your own community. it’s a natural preference that makes all the sense in the world to me. what i mean is, i wasn’t raised to be part of my community.

i wasn’t raised speaking marathi or celebrating hindu holidays or praying or even watching hindi movies.i had no idea they existed until at the age of nine, i saw one on the tv in my pakistani best friend’s house. my parents have always spoken to me in english. we visited india often, but my life there was conducted almost entirely in english. i never even really saw india as a real place until i grew up, i think before then it had consisted entirely of my grandparents’ and aunts’ apartments and rikshaws in between. everyone in my family eats beef and my mother’s favorite books are by p.g. wodehouse. i’ve always felt very indian, longed for more of that culture, but i was never raised to know the boundaries it imposed on me. my parents have always had friends of all races and religions–including several pakistani and muslim families. some of my parents’ best friends are a hindu and muslim couple, who eloped to be together. so why should this have been any different. when he asked, why would i have said no? and when he was wonderful, why would i have tried to fight that?

to my parents, and i think, to most indian parents, romantic love is another indulgent western falsehood–something for which americans have invented a need, like wisdom teeth extraction surgery or antidepressants.

what’s more important is someone who shares your values, will be good to you, and can take care of you. someone who can become part of your existing family and the bedrock of your new one. those are the values i learned. but you see, i thought that that was what i was doing too. i found someone who loved music and art, who was interested in the world and saw it as an amazing place full of wonder, just like me. i found someone called his parents every sunday and talked to them about the things in his life, and in his heart. i found someone who asked me my grandparents names and their story, who understood what it was to long for a place that you have always imagined but then when you get there, find out it doesn’t exist. what more could i have asked for? what more could they?

it turns out, the differences american society erases between minorities of the same general shade are thrown into stark relief anywhere but here. there’s no such thing as “brown” in india, as i discovered this december in bombay. but here, the world treats indians and pakistanis as the same because we look the same, talk the same way, miss the same food, long for the same unknown place. we treat each other that way, we see each other as the same because white people see us as the same. but in india, it’s so different. pakistanis are as different from us as afghans or iraqis, and while individually they’re nice and when you’re traveling abroad there’s no-one you’d rather meet, at home their faces evaporate. they are an idea, not a people. and the idea that a beloved child, who you have nurtured and indulged and sweated through life to raise might want to become part of that idea is unthinkable.

what my parents forgot to instill in me as a child they have accomplished now. i can see the difference between us now. and i can see how much they will cost me. the parts of my birthright he threatens to steal. because if i choose him, no one will ever feed me rice so i won’t smudge my mehndi-covered hands. nobody will ask me to turn over my filligreed palms to search for the letters of his name, secreted among the dark red flowers. loving him will cost me everything. but he is also the man whose love, as i wrote to him so long ago, will never let me go.

there are no good options left for me.  no matter what happens, we can’t all have what we want. even if they somehow come around, this can never be the joyous thing i didn’t know i needed it to be.

Parle, G

das racist was every south asian hipster 20 something’s favorite band at some point–just like lucky boys confusion is every emo south asian teenager’s favorite band at some point and before that we all liked the backstreet boys.

they irresistible combination of ethnic recognition and gayatri spivak references and really really well produced beats (shout out to lakutis?) and jokes about wearing nautica jackets and smoking weed and eating dosas, this is not who we were, but it’s who we wanted to be. all everything all the time, all conscious all the time, constantly thinking about our race and our race’s role and the context of that role and how white people can’t even go outside because he’d get a disease. how we felt all the time, bursting full of thoughts about the color of our skin and the content of our character and their effect on each.

my pakistani boyfriend and i went to a das racist show and made fun of the white kids who kept singing along to the homi bhabha and lata mangeshkar references as i’m sure countless black kids do at hip hop shows. but these white kid didn’t get our jokes, and that was priceless.

then das racist went the way of all rappers, got too self-obsessed, too full of themselves, too many references. and now heems is out on his own, sampling kolaveri di and calling himself a “shayar.”

which is to say, i’m proud of him, even if i think the song is maybe a little schizophrenic, about too many catchphrase south asian things–drones and body image and obama too.

how to train for a half marathon and still somehow gain weight

How to train for a half marathon and somehow still gain weight: a 12-week program
Week Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
1 Think about running Think about running Spend ~$100 on shoes when the cute salesman at fleet feet tells you you overpronate Spend 30 minutes at work doing research on energy gels Think about running Think about running Run ~2  miles.
2 It’s kind of raining a little bit! You shouldn’t run today. Run 4 miles when you thought you had run 3! You’re doing great! Have some chocolate milk! “Stretch and strengthen” Rest Think about running Run ~3 miles. Skip your long run so you can go see a movie instead.
3 You didn’t run yesterday. Run ~4 miles. Stretch and strengthen Stretch and strengthen Stretch and strengthen Stretch and strengthen Who are you kidding? Drink. You’ve only run once this week. Guilt run ~4 miles.
4 Stretch and strengthen Run 3 miles. 40 minute cross training Sleep through morning run, but you intended to run, so it kind of counts. Run through the neighborhood with your roommates singing “you don’t know you’re beautiful” Rest You’re just really busy.
5 This week is going to be different! Run 4 miles! 30 minute cross training! You are a rockstar! Start complaining to friends about your “athletic injuries” You’re going to run tomorrow You’re going to run tomorrow You’re going to run tomorrow There’s always next week.
6 Maybe you just need some motivation. Run to Firehook bakery! ~4 miles Think about running Think about running Casually mention that you can’t go to happy hour because you “have to train.” Sleep through morning run That bakery thing seemed to work right? Run 5 miles! Good work! Too hung over.
7 UNANTICIPATED REALLY EXPENSIVE TWO WEEK TRIP TO BRAZIL YOU’VE BEEN HAVING A REALLY ROUGH TIME AT WORK THOUGH YOU JUST DO YOU GIRL
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9 Realize you’re still doing this. Run ~6 miles followed by ice cream. Jet-lag, amirite? Jet-lag, amirite? Run ~6 miles. Tell everyone at work you’re doing this so you can’t back out even though you really probably should at this point. 4 mile run 2 mile run. Damn girl, 4 runs a week? Have some more fries, you’re an athlete now.
10 Catch the fear. Run 10 miles. Outrun a rainstorm. You are invincible! You ran 10 miles yesterday! Have an extra taco. Two days ago, you ran 10 miles! Have an extra taco. Three days ago, you ran 10 miles! Have an extra taco. Stretch and strengthen Fuck it, just run to popeyes. Try to run 6 miles. Run 4 instead. Count it.
11 30 minute cross Stretch and strengthen 30 minute cross Stretch and strengthen Run 7 miles at a pretty solid clip. I think it’s called “tapering.” I think it’s called “tapering.”
12 Run ~4 miles. Don’t want to tire yourself out. Come up with super sweet team name. Make t-shirts! Try to find where you bookmarked all those energy gels on yoru work computer Don’t forget to make a playlist! Carbo load like you’re running a full marathon Race Day!Don’t worry. Somehow, you will actually get through this.

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when i was fifteen, i looked like this:

chunking deuces at the houston galleria ice rink. you know it’s thug if tara lipinski trains there.

i studied as much as i had to. i spent my weekends at debate tournaments in ratty high-school cafetoriums full of underweight, overworked kids whose parents had emigrated in the 70s from countries that still have typhoid. it was a sunny, stress-free place that knowingly chuckled at my adolescent fantasies of growing up and getting the hell out of this goddamn suburb.

i had so many little luxuries that seemed as due me as the air i breathed, violin lessons and sat prep classes and friends over every friday night, and all the mistakes i could make. i had arrogance and petulance, and when feeling welled up inside me faster than my mind and body could grow i had safe places to scream. i had the freedom from want that allowed me to hate it all and count down the days till i could flee. i had the luxury of being foolish. 

so many girls have so little time for foolishness. their days are full of thinking about what they will eat or how many buses they will have to take to get home or how much light will be left to study or where to go when they hear the sirens. but they are still girls, and the foolishness of girlhood gets caught underneath their fingernails and in between their eyelashes. they want things more than anyone has ever wanted anything, they have something incredibly important to tell you, they want to talk to you and see you understanding what they have to say. they want to be seen.

last week, two men got on a bus full of schoolgirls from swat and asked a few of them who malala was. they were just girls, and they couldn’t stop themselves from looking her way.

and now everyone is fighting over malala, over her body and her story and her words. everyone i know calls her a hero, who raised her hand in a hail of bullets for her right to learn so that other young girls could do the same. but other people are calling her a pawn, a new little brown girl for white men to save, to prove to themselves that they are a force for good in the world. some people say she is a traitor–a child whose hero is the man who sends machines to kill other children who look just like her.

it’s because of girls like malala that we have to use any means necessary to fight, they say. because they’ll kill her if we don’t, and everyone else who wants something as simple as to read and learn and study and be a girl at the same time.

it’s because of girls like malala that we have to use any means necessary fight, they say. because they’ll use her if we don’t, to justify desecrating our faith and destroying the lands we come from.

when people step into the public sphere, their souls are no longer their own, they become what we make them. we decide their fate, whether we want to or not. they are dust in our outstretched palms, waiting for a puff of our breath to give them form and motion.

so, when i breathe life into my image of malala, i want it to be of her as a girl, because above all, that is how she has behaved.  like girls everywhere,  she wanted something she felt she couldn’t have, and needed above anything else to make her feelings known. her parents ad told her she could do anything she wanted to, and like girls everywhere, she believed them.when she wakes up, she won’t understand how important–for better or worse–she has become to the world.